Police became suspicious when the school's bake sale raised 40 million dollars (This war began the day he was born)

India is upset with President Bush because Bush has agreed to sell F-16 fighter jets to Pakistan. This could cause a problem because if the U.S. goes through with the sale India says they will stop answering our computer questions. --Conan O’Brien 3/25/2005

Here in New York federal agents busted a 12 million dollar marijuana operation that was operating across the street from a public school. Police became suspicious when the school's bake sale raised 40 million dollars. --Conan O’Brien 3/25/2005

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