I'm not worried about the questions, I'm worried about the answers (a two minute hunger strike)

Democrats are saying that President Bush is refusing to take part in a town hall debate with John Kerry because Bush is worried about the questions the audience will ask him. After hearing this the Bush said, “That's ridiculous. I'm not worried about the questions, I'm worried about the answers.” --Conan O’Brien 9/17/2004

Paris Hilton has just written a book and in the book Paris says she never wears the same outfit twice. Mainly because she can't remember where she left it. --Conan O’Brien 9/17/2004

In Germany politicians are calling for higher taxes on fat people because they say fat people are a bigger drain on the healthcare system. Apparently fat people in Germany were so mad when they heard this they threatened to go on a two minute hunger strike. --Conan O’Brien 9/17/2004

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