You know folks it's a lot cheaper to just buy a hat that says I have a small p*nis (They're still rich)

This blew my mind. A car company is coming out with a super-sized truck, listen to this, that is four feet longer two feet taller and twice as heavy as a Hummer. You know folks it's a lot cheaper to just buy a hat that says I have a small penis. --Conan O’Brien 9/17/2004

John Kerry called President Bush to concede the election. The call apparently lasted less than five minutes. The phone call would have been even shorter but the first three minutes President Bush was talking into the wrong end of the phone. --Conan O’Brien 11/4/2004

According to the latest ratings twice as many people watched Tom Brokaw's coverage of the election on NBC than watched the coverage on Fox News. Apparently the ratings for Fox News would have been higher but Bill O'Reilly kept asking women if he could poll them. --Conan O’Brien 11/4/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”