If I tell you I’m an astronaut and you ask me about the moon, and I say, “The moon?” (moral justification for selfishness)

President Trump responded to Michael Cohen’s sentencing by tweeting, “I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law. He was a lawyer and he is supposed to know the law.” Fair, but you know who is else is supposed to know the law? The frigging president of the United States. I mean, the Pope should know the Bible, Santa should know the meaning of Christmas, and the president should know the law. Dude, we’re paying money for this. --Michael Che, SNL

I mean he’s president. He’s got to know the law. Doctor’s know medicine. Arby’s knows meat. If I tell you I’m an astronaut and you ask me about the moon, and I say, “The moon?” --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”