If Bush wins I’ll call it off (Names and Addresses)

According to a new book that is coming out when President Bush was on National Guard duty he would sometimes sneak off to snort cocaine and smoke marijuana. When he heard this President Bush said, “That's ridiculous. I never showed up for National Guard duty.” --Conan O’Brien 9/8/2004

During a speech yesterday Dick Cheney said if John Kerry is elected president America will face another attack. Then Cheney said, “If Bush wins I’ll call it off.” --Conan O’Brien 9/8/2004

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