Apparently she is into more than just paint jobs (No one knows. It has never happened)

You all heard of the show Trading Spaces? It has been reported that Paige Davis, the host of Trading Spaces may have starred in an amateur porn video. Apparently Paige is into more than just paint jobs. --Conan O’Brien 12/22/2004

It's been reported that NBC is on the verge of offering Katie Couric almost a hundred million dollars to stay on The Today Show. Meanwhile NBC is on the verge of offering me a set of steak knives. --Conan O’Brien 12/11/2001

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”