Earlier
this week, a woman in Taiwan fulfilled her husband’s last wishes and invited
strippers to perform at his funeral. She said it was the least she could do,
because when he asked for strippers at his funeral, she murdered him. –Seth
Meyers
A
farmer in India is claiming that he’s made over $1 million in the last four
years by selling bull semen. Though you probably know it by its Hindi name,
Mountain Dew. –Seth Meyers
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