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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

15 secret service agents disguised as trees



Donald Trump is facing criticism for refusing to name his favorite Bible verse. In Trump's defense, it's hard to be a fan of the Bible when three out of the seven deadly sins helped him get to where he is today. “Pride, greed and wrath have served me very well.” –Jimmy Fallon
Trump was also asked if he preferred the New Testament or the Old Testament of the Bible and he responded, “Uh, probably equal.” It's a tough choice, because the Old Testament focuses on immigrants moving to a new country and the New Testament focuses on a guy who hates money. –Jimmy Fallon
Obama was in Alaska today to raise awareness on climate change and while he was there, he taped an episode of "Running Wild With Bear Grylls" where celebrities eat mice and squirrels and drink bodily fluids. In this one, the president teaches us how to survive alone in the wilderness surrounded by 15 secret service agents disguised as trees. –Jimmy Kimmel


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