Donald
Trump is facing criticism for refusing to name his favorite Bible verse. In
Trump's defense, it's hard to be a fan of the Bible when three out of the seven
deadly sins helped him get to where he is today. “Pride, greed and wrath have
served me very well.” –Jimmy Fallon
Trump
was also asked if he preferred the New Testament or the Old Testament of the
Bible and he responded, “Uh, probably equal.” It's a tough choice, because the
Old Testament focuses on immigrants moving to a new country and the New
Testament focuses on a guy who hates money. –Jimmy Fallon
Obama
was in Alaska today to raise awareness on climate change and while he was
there, he taped an episode of "Running Wild With Bear Grylls" where
celebrities eat mice and squirrels and drink bodily fluids. In this one, the
president teaches us how to survive alone in the wilderness surrounded by 15
secret service agents disguised as trees. –Jimmy Kimmel
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