Also
on TV last night we named a new Miss America. Miss Georgia is the new Miss
America at the 95th annual Miss America Pageant. Miss America is the highest
honor a woman can achieve for getting a spray tan. –Jimmy Kimmel
Donald
Trump said in the latest issue of "Rolling Stone" that he would
consider dating his daughter Ivanka Trump, if he weren’t her father. Which
explains why I saw Ivanka Trump’s therapist shopping for a boat. –Seth Meyers
Miss
Georgia Betty Cantrell was crowned Miss America last night. While Miss Kentucky
was crowned “least cooperative.” –Seth Meyers
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