Tomorrow
night’s second GOP debate will take place at the Reagan Presidential Library.
So on behalf of librarians everywhere, let me just say “shhh…” –Seth Meyers
New
national poll numbers show Dr. Ben Carson has pulled within four points of
frontrunner Donald Trump. And I’m sure it’s not the first time Trump has been
closely pursued by a brain surgeon. –Seth Meyers
Kellogg’s
announced today that it will be spending 450 million dollars in an effort to
expand its food distribution to Africa. Though sadly, it was reported today
that Tony the Tiger was gunned down by a Minnesota dentist. –Seth Meyers
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