Sorry, I've got Pope fever!

Please, please sit down. Now please stand up. Now kneel. Now stand up again. Sorry, I've got Pope fever! –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Pope Francis held his first-ever prayer here in New York City earlier this evening. I guess it was halfway through his first New York City cab ride. "Holy Mary Mother of God, pray for us sinners..." –Jimmy Fallon

While he was in Washington, the Pope gave a major speech to Congress, and asked them to accept immigrants as their own children. Then congressmen were like, "Eh, we've already got enough children our wives don't know about.” –Jimmy Fallon