The
last polls before Scott Walker dropped out of the presidential race found the
Wisconsin governor was polling at one half of 1 percent. Bobby Jindal said,
“What's your secret?” –Seth Meyers
According
to a new study, there have been more deaths this year from selfie-related
incidents than there have been from shark attacks. Good. –Seth Meyers
A
pair of Ohio teens were caught this weekend using a beer bong to drink full
two-liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It's a rare case where the punishment is the
crime. –Seth Meyers
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