Tonight
the Republican candidates for president gathered to debate at the Reagan
presidential library, not too far from us here in Simi Valley. Debates are a
great way to learn about candidates. For example, tonight I learned there were
people running for president other than Donald Trump. –Jimmy Kimmel
Trump
gave a speech from the deck of a battleship where he warned us about crime and
drugs coming from down below. “The drug cartels are going wild. They cannot
believe how stupid our government is. They are making a fortune. The drugs come
in, the money goes out, daily.” He's right, we have to start making drugs in
America again, American drugs. –Jimmy Kimmel
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