President
Obama has announced plans to rename Mount McKinley “Denali,” after its original
Native American name. Because it turns out it's easier to rename a mountain
than a football team. –Seth Meyers
Patriots
quarterback Tom Brady said over the weekend that he's not sure who he'll vote
for, but he loves Donald Trump. I guess Brady just loves anything that releases
air. –Seth Meyers
A
new report found that the U.S. economy created 173,000 jobs last month. The
most common job created this summer was a teacher. The second most common?
Republican presidential candidate. –Jimmy Fallon
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