"We
have Mitt Romney on the show tonight. We made him our first guest – you know,
because he's still a little sensitive about coming in second." –Jimmy
Fallon
"In
his speech tonight, President Obama urged Congress to raise the minimum wage.
Now don’t confuse that with congressional minimum wage. See, that’s doing the
minimum for your wage. That’s completely different." –Jay Leno
"The
president’s State of the Union address was tonight. And just three weeks after
the ‘Bridge-gate’ scandal, the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, was invited to
attend the speech. When he heard that, Chris Christie said, ‘Good luck getting
there.’" –Jimmy Fallon
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