"Hillary Clinton met with incoming First Lady Laura
Bush. They had tea. Actually, Laura Bush does have something in common with
Hillary Clinton. She also has no idea what her husband is doing in the Oval
Office." —Jay Leno
"He is the new president, although old habits die hard.
It's funny with Bush. Now whenever the Secret Service knocks on the door, he
keeps flushing stuff down the toilet." —Jay Leno
"Earlier this afternoon, George W. Bush resigned as the
governor of Texas. This is historic. It's the first job he's left without going
bankrupt. It was a nice ceremony. The state of Texas said while he's president,
they'll let him stop by every once in a while and execute someone." —Jay
Leno
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