"We are so lucky to live here in California with a huge
snowstorm back east. Actually, Governor Chris Christie is very happy about this
weather. He's got something else to blame the road closures on." –Jay Leno
"Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis says Governor Chris
Christie canceled a position for him when he did something Christie didn't
like. When asked what he did, Lewis said 'a sit-up.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Earlier today Governor Chris Christie was
re-inaugurated. It was a beautiful ceremony. They even had that phony sign
language guy. When Governor Christie was sworn in, he put his right hand on a
menu. Immediately following the ceremony, Christie closed the Holland
Tunnel." –David Letterman
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