"Tomorrow Chris Christie is expected to unveil his
agenda for this year. When asked what he's planning for next year, Christie
said, 'I'll close that bridge when I get to it.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"There are reports that French President Francois
Hollande had an affair with an actress who is 18 years younger than him. It's
pretty serious. Under French law, he could face up to 30 high fives."
–Jimmy Fallon
"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie continues to push
his agenda. Today he proposed a longer school day for children in his state. In
fairness, kids in New Jersey probably need a longer day since their buses spend
three hours stuck on a bridge." –Jimmy Fallon
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