"The
president of the United States of New Jersey Chris Christie is in hot water.
Ok, hold on, I just pictured him in a hot tub. Shake it off." –Stephen
Colbert
"Rest
assured I'm going to go extremely easy on Christie because I'm a commuter and
do not wish to get on his bad side. Not to imply he has a bad side. All your
sides are wonderful, sir." –Stephen Colbert
"Chris Christie is being accused of getting back at a
political rival by blocking access to the George Washington Bridge. Christie
said, 'I never blocked access to the GWB, I blocked access to a KFC.'"
–Conan O'Brien
"A member of Congress said that unemployment benefits
basically pay people to not work. He said the only people who should be paid
for not working are members of Congress." –Conan O'Brien
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