"Donald Trump says today's
cold weather proves there's no global warming. Strictly speaking, global
warming doesn't mean every day it's going to be raging hot or that every day is
hotter than the year before. It's the same way that 'Celebrity Apprentice'
doesn't mean you're going to see actual celebrities." –David Letterman
"First Lady Michelle Obama is
staying at Oprah's house in Hawaii this week. Oprah told her housekeeper to
make sure Michelle has clean linens at all times — then Stedman said, 'Yeah
yeah, heard you the first time.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Dennis Rodman is back in
North Korea. And now he's facing a lot of criticism over a new interview where
he said that North Korea is 'not that bad.' Even Kim Jong Un was like, 'Uh,
yeah, it kind of is.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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