"How many of you get a month vacation? Well President
Bush will be getting his month-long vacation. The White House is calling it a
'working vacation.' And I am thinking, well that pretty much describes the
entire presidency, doesn't it? Bush says he is going to be very active, he
plans to exercise every day. And he says he exercise every day because it
clears his head. Hey, mission accomplished." —David Letterman
"You never see Bush in the Oval Office. He's always playing
golf, or he's riding a horse in Texas, or he's playing tennis. You know? I
can't tell if he's president or filming a feminine hygiene commercial."
—Jay Leno
"Senator John McCain recently compared the situation in
Iraq to the Vietnam era — to which President Bush replied, 'What does Iraq have
in common with drinking beer in Texas?'" —Craig Kilborn
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