"President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people
getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the
people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a
president, then he prefers judges." —Jay Leno
"Bush has a new campaign slogan. It's 'Reformer with
Results' Which I think is a big improvement on the old one: 'A Dumb Guy with
Connections.'" —David Letterman
"George W. Bush has been invoking a lot of Bible
imagery. He said Jesus also had 20 missing years and never held a job he
couldn't get through his dad.'' —Jay Leno
"We've got drunk and drunker running here. I say we vote
for Bush and Cheney just to get them off the damn highway." —Jay Leno, on
revelations that Bush and Cheney have three DUIs between the two of them
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