The court also upheld Prop 9, which allows metrosexuals to continue using too much bronzer (That guy is a reverse genius)

"On his radio show yesterday, Rush Limbaugh called Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor a 'reverse racist.' I got to hand it to Limbaugh. That guy is a reverse genius." --Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump criticized Hillary Clinton over the weekend, claiming that her views are “just words” read off a teleprompter. But Hillary denied it, saying, “I’ve had these speeches memorized since I was six.” –Jimmy Fallon

"The California Supreme Court today upheld Proposition 8, the ban on gay marriage, but that's not all. The court also upheld Prop 9, which allows metrosexuals to continue using too much bronzer." --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Johnny Paycheck is on Strike! (just like Bush's brain)

 

"It's been announced that White House adviser Karl Rove will not be creating the day-to-day policy for the president anymore. You all know Karl Rove, he's the man they call Bush's brain. No, that's what they call him, Bush's brain. Now he's only going to be working part of the time, just like Bush's brain." --Jay Leno

"And you know, John McCain wants to suspend his debate with Barack Obama until the economic crisis is over. And Sarah Palin now wants to suspend her debate with Joe Biden until she can find Europe on a map. So we'll see what happens there." --Jay Leno

"A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This machine maintains the status quo (A Dick for All Seasons)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced he will star in a low-budget horror movie called 'The Toxic Avenger.' He wreaks havoc. He's a monster. I have no idea what he'll do in the movie." –Craig Ferguson

"Dick Cheney has a new book coming out August 30. It doesn't have a title yet, Might I suggest a few. 'How to Shoot Friends and Influence People,' 'A Dick for All Seasons,' 'Torture in the Rye'..." –Craig Ferguson

"You can use genealogy to trace your ancestors now. In 100 years, scientists will be able to tell that three quarters of all Americans are descended directly from Arnold Schwarzenegger." –Craig Ferguson

"It's not an exaggeration to say that Oprah has touched millions of women around the world, but unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, she didn't leave them pregnant." –Craig Ferguson

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Howlin' Wolf - Mean Mistreater

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Chuck Berry Go Go Go

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jessie Mae Hemphill Streamline Train

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The US is like someone who smells so bad that you want to take a shower (Look at what you guys did to me with nails)

May 2022

“Monkeypox is in the news, which experts say is mainly spread via sexual contact. So at least now when you show up to the doctor with monkeypox, the doctor can be like, ‘my man.’” —Trevor Noah

“Their have been two recent shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde. People are asking how long can this keep going on? In reaction to what’s happening in the US, Canada recently announced legislation to cap the gun market. Canada saw what happened here and they’re shutting down guns there.The US is like someone who smells so bad that you want to take a shower.” —Trevor Noah

“Despite most Americans wanting commonsense restrictions on guns, a small yet powerful group is busy blaming shootings on everything else. One of the excuses is a lack of religion that has led to such violence. I don’t think Jesus will be returning to help anytime soon. If Jesus saw what was happening today he would say, ‘Look at what you guys did to me with nails – I’m not coming back when you have guns.’” —Trevor Noah

“Another plan is to have more armed guards and police at schools. But a whole platoon of armed cops didn’t do shit to stop it in Uvalde. Cops were probably shit scared and people shouldn’t be allowed easy access to weapons that the police are scared of. The hypocrisy from people who claim Blue Lives Matter is remarkable. They are willing to sacrifice the cops in the moment. Get rid of these AR-15s and make these officers’ lives more safe.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”