the first time a US president has pardoned both his son and a turkey in the same week (the definition of sin)

There is outrage over Biden’s pardon of his son Hunter. The president dropped the pardon out of nowhere, like it was a Kendrick Lamar album. I’m not a presidential historian, but I believe this is the first time a US president has pardoned both his son and a turkey in the same week. —Jimmy Kimmel

I wonder if Joe now has to get Hunter anything for Christmas. This is good enough, right? —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They say this condition can last anywhere from a few minutes in some people to as long as two entire George W. Bush terms in office

 

"Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. John McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary Clinton was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger." --Jay Leno

"All kinds of gigantic sales going on after Christmas. Today in Washington, lobbyist Jack Abramoff was selling Tom DeLay at 50% off." --Jay Leno

 

"According to a study at the University of Colorado, researchers say morning grogginess can give you a feeling of being legally drunk and unable to think straight. They say this condition can last anywhere from a few minutes in some people to as long as two entire George W. Bush terms in office." --Jay Leno

 

"It looks like even President Bush is now being affected by the writers' strike. Well sure, no new 'SpongeBob' episodes." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He gave it all up just to marry and actor from Suits (The Definition of Sin)

April 2022

Honestly I don’t understand why Elon Musk even wants to own Twitter. It used to be something that seemed important and even fun and now you look at it, it’s confusing and depressing. It’s basically the Giuliani of Apps. —Colin Jost

Elon Musk built electric cars and is going to Mars. Why is he even involving himself with Twitter? It would be like if the Prince of England gave it all up just to marry and actor from Suits. —Colin Jost

Plus Twitter isn’t even that profitable anymore. It just feels like a bad business decision. And I say that as someone who bought a Staten Island Ferry with Pete Davidson. —Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”