Sorry, dude. You had your shot (Ouija board/Crying is not an emergency)

The CDC named mosquitoes as the world's deadliest animal, blaming it on 700,000 deaths each year, except for 2021 when another blood sucker called Fauci came in first. —Greg Gutfeld 

45 years after a lovesick John Hinckley tried to kill President Reagan in an attempt to impress Jodie Foster, Hinckley's reached out to the actress again. Sorry, dude. You had your shot. —Greg Gutfeld 

ICE will be given gloves that produce electric shocks to deal with rioters. After hearing the news, Don Lemon claimed there's an illegal immigrant up his butt. —Greg Gutfeld 

Kentucky governor Andy Beshear claimed he had not heard from Mitch McConnell about his recovery process. He thinks the main problem is that his Ouija board isn’t working. —Kat Timpf 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”