The largest, loudest display of fireworks in DC history (Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party)

The largest, loudest display of fireworks in DC history is set to go off on July 4th, beating the time Bill told Hillary, "I didn't know she was 17.” —Greg Gutfeld 

A Catholic priest says he saw a woman hurl a man 15 feet in the air like a rag doll during an exorcism. He was later told he accidentally walked in on the Obama's honeymoon. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's caused the Irish to brace for another potato famine (breaking stereotypes)

Well to protest the election of Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell has moved to Ireland. It's caused the Irish to brace for another potato famine. —Greg Gutfeld

But to her credit Rosie is once again breaking stereotypes by showing the world that you could be both a refugee and really fat. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You say potato, I say Pompeo. Potato, Pompeo, let's call the nuke deal off (Stay sweet, have a great summer. — Don.)

Well, last week North Korea got a follow-up visit from Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. And now we're getting reports that Pompeo’s North Korea meeting went "as badly as it could have gone." I'm not surprised, sometimes the second date is rough. You go back to his place, you find out it’s full of executed relatives or worse, Limp Bizkit CDs.  --Stephen Colbert

Another reason Pompeo didn't have a good meeting with Kim Jong Un: He didn't meet with Kim Jong Un. But Kim had a very good excuse. Turns out he was too busy visiting a potato farm to meet with the U.S. secretary of state. But to be fair, a lot of people have trouble telling the difference between Mike Pompeo and a potato. You say potato, I say Pompeo. Potato, Pompeo, let's call the nuke deal off.  --Stephen Colbert

Mike Pompeo had a gift for Kim that he never got to deliver. Remember when Donald Trump was threatening to blow up the world and calling Kim Jong Un “Little Rocket Man?” Well, he thought it would be fun to send Pompeo with an Elton John CD with the song “Rocket Man.” And the CD is signed. It’s not signed by Elton John; it's signed by President Trump. [Trump voice] “Dear Kim, I didn't write this, but I did listen to it. Put it on to remember that time I insulted your [genitals]. Stay sweet, have a great summer. — Don.”  --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

What? We have potatoes? (the single best metaphor for 2018)

On the other side of the world, new details about Secretary of State Mike Pompeo's ill-fated trip to North Korea last week. Sources say the meeting went “as badly as it could have gone.” Pompeo was supposed to meet with Kim Jong Un, but got snubbed because now, according to North Korean state media, Kim Jong Un was busy visiting a potato farm. For real. Which caused a huge reaction in North Korea. They're like, “What? We have potatoes?” --Jimmy Kimmel

I'm driving to work, and right on the corner of Hollywood and La Brea, I notice that the newspaper box was smoking. It was on fire. First time I passed, there were flames coming out of this thing, so I doubled back to shoot video — because I'm a journalist first and foremost. By the time I got there, a guy from the kabob shop had thrown a pitcher of water on it. If a newspaper bursting into flames isn't the single best metaphor for 2018, I really don’t know what is. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”