The largest, loudest display of fireworks in DC history (Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party)

The largest, loudest display of fireworks in DC history is set to go off on July 4th, beating the time Bill told Hillary, "I didn't know she was 17.” —Greg Gutfeld 

A Catholic priest says he saw a woman hurl a man 15 feet in the air like a rag doll during an exorcism. He was later told he accidentally walked in on the Obama's honeymoon. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”