Adolf, Osama, and the Time Warner customer service reps (his new roommates)

Last night Charles Manson died at the age of 83. Which means today he met his new roommates, Adolf, Osama, and the Time Warner customer service reps. –Jimmy Fallon

This weekend President Trump lashed out at NFL running back Marshawn Lynch after photos showed Lynch at a game in Mexico where he was standing during the Mexican national anthem, but sitting during the U.S. national anthem. By the way, “Marshawn Lynch stood for the Mexican anthem” is also the sentence that will start 70 percent of your Thanksgiving fights this year. –James Corden

     

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what is she running for, vice president or queen? (Lindsay Lohan's blog)

"Oh, and listen to this. In her blog, Lindsay Lohan, this week, speaking out ... [and] has come out against Sarah Palin. Although most people are reserving judgment until they hear from Nicole Ritchie and Jessica Simpson. You know, I want to make an informed decision. I need all three points of view." --Jay Leno



"Well, as you all know, during the interview with Charles Gibson last week on ABC, Sarah Palin did not know what the Bush doctrine was. But to be fair, a month ago, she didn't know who John McCain was either." --Jay Leno



"But the John McCain campaign said that Sarah Palin will not talk to the media, this is a quote, until reporters can address her with respect and deference. Oh, what is she running for, vice president or queen?" --Jay Leno



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She actually gave birth to her sixth child during the interview (she can do it all)

"Here's big news. Tonight and tomorrow night, Charles Gibson over there at ABC is going to interview Sarah Palin. And I believe it will be her first big time interview. And Charles Gibson, the first question he asks her, he says are you ready to be president? And Sarah Palin said 'Oh, for sure!' But, no, seriously, the interview went very well, and during the interview Sarah Palin actually gave birth to her sixth child. So she can do it all. She's ready to go." --David Letterman



"John McCain, by gosh, did you know this? He was on 'The View' earlier today. Yup. And I thought to myself, well good Lord, hasn't this man endured enough torture?" --David Letterman



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they went to Vienna, Ohio to get some foreign policy experience (old professors)

"Well, as you all know, during the interview with Charles Gibson last week on ABC, Sarah Palin did not know what the Bush doctrine was. But to be fair, a month ago, she didn't know who John McCain was either." --Jay Leno



"And John McCain and Barack Obama met last week for a forum on national service at Columbia University in New York. McCain said being on a college campus reminded him of all his old professors, like Aristotle and Socrates." --Jay Leno



"John McCain and Sarah Palin attended a campaign rally in Vienna, Ohio, today. They were in Vienna. Apparently, they went to Vienna so Sarah Palin could get some foreign policy experience." --Jay Leno

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