But sadly, she was no match for my car (Irish pilot)

A one hundred two year old woman from New York who survived the 1918 Spanish flu has now beat coronavirus twice. But sadly, she was no match for my car. —Michael Che

Aviation officials report that two Irish pilots claim they saw an unidentified flying object. But keep in mind, Irish pilot is also the highest reading on a breathalyzer. --Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Waiting for a worse bike accident (sadly she was no match for my car)

“A 102 year old woman from New York who survived the 1918 Spanish flu has now beat coronavirus twice, but sadly she was no match for my car.” —Michael Che

“It was revealed that Freddy, the world’s tallest dog, has died. The cause of death has been listed as ceiling fan.” —Michael Che

“With Rafael Warnock's win, Democrats in the Senate will no longer have to rely on vice president Harris for tie-breaking votes. Harris can now focus on her main priority. Waiting for a worse bike accident.” —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

On the bright side, it’s the first positive news Biden’s gotten in months (Dad bods)

July 2022

“The White House announced that President Biden has a mild case of Covid. On the bright side, it’s the first positive news Biden’s gotten in months.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Get well soon, sir. You made it through the Spanish flu; you can make it through this.” —Trevor Noah

“That’s right, Covid isn’t going to slow Joe Biden down because he can’t get any slower.” —Stephen Colbert

“Another reason the president is going to be fine is because, let’s be honest, there’s not much that Covid can do to him. Let’s be honest, the virus is going to get in his body and be like, ‘let’s see what I can do here. Time to get some brain fog, some fatigue, some dizziness – wait, wait, have I already been here? What’s going on?’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”