“The White House announced that President Biden has a mild case of Covid. On the bright side, it’s the first positive news Biden’s gotten in months.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Get well soon, sir. You made it through the Spanish flu; you can make it through this.” —Trevor Noah
“That’s right, Covid isn’t going to slow Joe Biden down because he can’t get any slower.” —Stephen Colbert
“Another reason the president is going to be fine is because, let’s be honest, there’s not much that Covid can do to him. Let’s be honest, the virus is going to get in his body and be like, ‘let’s see what I can do here. Time to get some brain fog, some fatigue, some dizziness – wait, wait, have I already been here? What’s going on?’” —Trevor Noah
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