Waiting for a worse bike accident (sadly she was no match for my car)

“A 102 year old woman from New York who survived the 1918 Spanish flu has now beat coronavirus twice, but sadly she was no match for my car.” —Michael Che

“It was revealed that Freddy, the world’s tallest dog, has died. The cause of death has been listed as ceiling fan.” —Michael Che

“With Rafael Warnock's win, Democrats in the Senate will no longer have to rely on vice president Harris for tie-breaking votes. Harris can now focus on her main priority. Waiting for a worse bike accident.” —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”