“Oh my god, what are the odds? Kimberly Guilfoyle got fired during what scientists call the incredibly tiny Zacharian window?” — Seth Meyers
“Guilfoyle got fired and then the person who announced her firing also got fired. It’s like a Russian nesting doll if each doll was being escorted out by security.” — Seth Meyers
“She got fired so fast, I can barely remember her name. I think it was Kayleigh Macarena? Kareed Zakaria? Kasey Sackapotatoes? I don’t know. I feel like I’m close.” — Seth Meyers
“Well, we were only on hiatus for one week, and we missed an entire White House press secretary. Five days, that’s how long she lasted. She got hired, gave one press briefing and then got fired so fast the melon in her ‘welcome aboard’ Edible Arrangement was still safe to eat.” —Seth Meyers
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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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