I'm going to need a hit of that (matching onesies)

“Newt Gingrich said that Mitt Romney is so closed-minded that he would have fired Christopher Columbus. Romney denied it, saying, ‘Are you kidding me? A man with three boats, that's my kind of guy.’” –Jimmy Fallon

Earlier today at the U.N., Trump said he's planning another meeting with Kim Jong Un. He'd actually meet sooner but Trump's waiting for Amazon to deliver their matching onesies. --Jimmy Fallon

Guys, listen to this -- I read that more and more people are offering weed at their weddings. That's not good if your parents look at the person you're marrying and go, "I'm going to need a hit of that.” --Jimmy Fallon

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