Am I right, Bubbale? (because without that body what’s the point of listening)

Pro-Palestinian protestors walked out of Jerry Seinfeld’s commencement address at Duke University and I think that’s disgraceful. During these difficult times it is important to support our Jewish friends. That’s why the only chant you’ll hear from me is “Free Weinstein.” Keep fighting Harvey. Am I right, Bubbale? —Colin Jost

ChatGPT has released a new voice assistant feature inspired by Scarlett Johansson’s AI character in the movie Her. Which I’ve never bothered to watch because without that body what’s the point of listening. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Norm Macdonald & Jerry Seinfeld getting coffee

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wait. We only hired a hundred clowns (Oh, crap. It's December 26th)

And finally, according to a new study, people living in colder regions are more likely to be heavy drinkers. Said Santa, "Oh, crap. Oh, crap. It's December 26th." --Seth Meyers

This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade featured over 42,000 different costumes, or, as that's also known, one Lady Gaga show. And I heard that the parade had over 1,000 clowns, and it got creepy when Macy's said, "Wait. We only hired a hundred clowns." --Jerry Seinfeld

Today, the people of Massachusetts, where the first legal marijuana dispensaries opened and in the town of North Hampton, the first person in line to purchase weed was the mayor. There’s no word if the mayor used the marijuana, but he did spend the first twenty minutes of a press conference giggling about how Massachusetts has the word “ass” in it.  --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Presidents in Helicopters Getting Coffee

"The federal prison population has dropped by almost 5,000 people. It's expected to go back up once the NFL season ends." –Conan O'Brien



"In an interview, Kim Cattrall said there could be another 'Sex in the City' movie. An hour later, ISIS surrendered – there's only so much they can take." –Conan O'Brien



"There's a picture of President Obama getting off his helicopter and he's got a cup of coffee in his hand, and he salutes the Marine guards with the cup of coffee. It's all part of the new Jerry Seinfeld series, 'Presidents in Helicopters Getting Coffee.'" –David Letterman



He's so gay Richard Simmons tells him to tone it down

"He’s so gay he calls 'Top Gun' 'that volleyball movie.'" –Jon Stewart, struggling to repress the urge to crack gay jokes about Michele Bachmann's husband,  Marcus Bachmann



"Of course I’d like to say Dr. Marcus Bachmann buys Brawny paper towels for the packaging, or he's so gay Richard Simmons tells him to tone it down.'" –Jerry Seinfeld, playing Jon Stewart's Comedy Repression Therapist during a cameo on The Daily Show



John Hulse painting