just because you went for a long time, doesn’t mean you did a good job (1,000 pounds of dinosaur meat a day)

President Biden marked the end of his first year in office with a two hour press conference. Because that’s how long it took to list everything that’s gone wrong. But as I have been told many times before, just because you went for a long time, doesn’t mean you did a good job. —Colin Jost

Dwayne Johnson said that a skull of a T-Rex that was seen behind him during a recent interview was a replica and not the real thing. Johnson also said that it is just a coincidence that his diet calls for 1,000 pounds of dinosaur meat a day. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That means if you bet just one dollar... you will lose just one dollar (He said he’s shaken, but not stirred)

Meanwhile, the New York Jets are 1000-to-1 long shots to win the Super Bowl. That means if you bet just one dollar... you will lose just one dollar. –Jimmy Fallon

This week, a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of vodka overturned in North Carolina. The driver is fine. He said he’s shaken, but not stirred. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the jury got to see her spank him in real time (no comment)

Donald Trump’s lawyers also tried to get Stormy Daniels to admit that, as an adult film star, she had embellished her encounter with the former president. Daniels replied that if her night with Trump had been made up, “I would have written it to be a lot better.” Damn, so in addition to hearing about it, the jury got to see her spank him in real time. —Stephen Colbert

One of Trump’s lawyers, Susan Necheles, tried a different tack: “Even though you had agreed that you would not discuss this supposed story… you then decided that you wanted to publicly say that you had sex with Donald Trump.” Stormy Daniels responded: “No, nobody would ever want to publicly say that.” It is true, no one wants to admit to having sex with Donald Trump. That is why on Don Jr’s birth certificate the father is listed as ‘no comment’. —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

His name can only appear in TEENY TINY letters (he could taste Sean Hannity)

Congress might not impeach President Trump. But they may pass a law that says any building that Trump has built or will ever build, his name can only appear in TEENY TINY letters. --John Hulse

One of my friends has gotten so many DUIs that he had to go to jail for a year. Now his only concern was getting raped. So he didn’t shower for a year. Because he was so busy getting raped. --Anthony Jeselink 

Lindsey Graham once kissed Trump’s ass so hard he could taste Sean Hannity. --Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”