the jury got to see her spank him in real time (no comment)

Donald Trump’s lawyers also tried to get Stormy Daniels to admit that, as an adult film star, she had embellished her encounter with the former president. Daniels replied that if her night with Trump had been made up, “I would have written it to be a lot better.” Damn, so in addition to hearing about it, the jury got to see her spank him in real time. —Stephen Colbert

One of Trump’s lawyers, Susan Necheles, tried a different tack: “Even though you had agreed that you would not discuss this supposed story… you then decided that you wanted to publicly say that you had sex with Donald Trump.” Stormy Daniels responded: “No, nobody would ever want to publicly say that.” It is true, no one wants to admit to having sex with Donald Trump. That is why on Don Jr’s birth certificate the father is listed as ‘no comment’. —Stephen Colbert

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