You wanna say that to my face?? (the George W. Bush Institute for Pretzel Safety)

A new study says that a lack of sleep can actually make you happier. When they heard that, new moms were like, "You wanna say that to my face??" –Jimmy Fallon

"The Dick Cheney Center for International Students. It's just two buildings over from the George W. Bush Institute for Pretzel Safety." --Jimmy Fallon

"It was a big night on television tonight. And instead of showing President Obama's healthcare speech that was on tonight, Fox aired its season premiere of 'So You Think You Can Dance.' I guess they wanted to give viewers a choice between hearing what's wrong with our country and watching what's wrong with our country." --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They finally get a Republican to wear a mask and that’s how it goes (I just assumed I was going to jail)

April 2022

“Rudy Giuliani appeared on Wednesday night’s episode of Fox’s Masked Singer, belting out a rendition of Bad to the Bone. They finally get a Republican to wear a mask and that’s how it goes.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know, it actually takes talent not to hit any notes.” —Jimmy Fallon

“There is a good chance Rudy genuinely did not know where he was, and was just as surprised as everyone else when they opened that box. He was probably thrilled, by the way: [Imitating Giuliani] ‘A singing competition? I just assumed I was going to jail.’” —Seth Meyers

“Yeah, Rudy Giuliani just got voted off ‘The Masked Singer,’ which means he is about to spend the next five years claiming that he actually won ‘The Masked Singer.’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

rehabilitating his image by singing Shake Your Groove Thing dressed as a pineapple (and extra dickles)

February 2022

“Former Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani was unmasked during a recent taping of the reality show The Masked Singer. The guy who’s trying to destroy our country? He’s singing on a show! How does this even happen? I mean, a lot of people at Fox had to sign off on this – not one of them was like, ‘Hey maybe we shouldn’t have the guy who’s under investigation for helping to plot an insurrection singing on our show?’ Why would Rudy even agree to do this? Was he thinking he was going to the Masked Singer Landscaping Company? Do you remember Giuliani’s infamous appearance at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in November 2020? Only Rudy Giuliani would try to overthrow the government, break wind loudly in court, sweat hair dye all over one press conference, have another one next to a dildo store, and then try to rehabilitate his image by singing Shake Your Groove Thing dressed as a pineapple.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“As for the network that cast Giuliani for the show – Fox Network really should be ashamed of themselves. They should have another show after The Masked Singer that night called The Masked Executives – all the Fox executives come out in costumes. The one who greenlit this idea takes off the mask and gets voted off television forever.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“How does this even happen? I mean, a lot of people at Fox had to sign off on this. Not one of them was like, ‘Hey, maybe we shouldn’t have the guy who is under investigation for helping to plot an insurrection singing on our show’?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The only people who should be unmasking Rudy Giuliani is the gang from ‘Scooby Doo,’ you know?” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

people over at the Hillary campaign think this is a good omen for them (tarnish his reputation as the architect of the Iraq War)

"This is my favorite time of year 'cause this is when the networks announce their new s----y shows for the fall. NBC is bringing back the 'Bionic Woman,' which is about a woman who is half-human, half robot and everybody loves her. The people over at the Hillary campaign think this is a good omen for them." --Bill Maher

"Over at Fox, they're bringing a show about a post-Katrina New Orleans. George Bush said he plans to ignore it at first and then tune in later." --Bill Maher

"The man who is described often as the architect of the Iraq war, Paul Wolfowitz, who went on to be the head of the World Bank, is finally stepping down. Leave it to the Bush people to find the one Jew who can't run a bank." --Bill Maher

"The people who were trying to get him out had to agree to say that he was not guilty of doing any wrongdoing. That was very important to Wolfowitz because he does not want anything to tarnish his reputation as the architect of the Iraq war." --Bill Maher

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html