rehabilitating his image by singing Shake Your Groove Thing dressed as a pineapple (and extra dickles)

February 2022

“Former Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani was unmasked during a recent taping of the reality show The Masked Singer. The guy who’s trying to destroy our country? He’s singing on a show! How does this even happen? I mean, a lot of people at Fox had to sign off on this – not one of them was like, ‘Hey maybe we shouldn’t have the guy who’s under investigation for helping to plot an insurrection singing on our show?’ Why would Rudy even agree to do this? Was he thinking he was going to the Masked Singer Landscaping Company? Do you remember Giuliani’s infamous appearance at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in November 2020? Only Rudy Giuliani would try to overthrow the government, break wind loudly in court, sweat hair dye all over one press conference, have another one next to a dildo store, and then try to rehabilitate his image by singing Shake Your Groove Thing dressed as a pineapple.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“As for the network that cast Giuliani for the show – Fox Network really should be ashamed of themselves. They should have another show after The Masked Singer that night called The Masked Executives – all the Fox executives come out in costumes. The one who greenlit this idea takes off the mask and gets voted off television forever.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“How does this even happen? I mean, a lot of people at Fox had to sign off on this. Not one of them was like, ‘Hey, maybe we shouldn’t have the guy who is under investigation for helping to plot an insurrection singing on our show’?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The only people who should be unmasking Rudy Giuliani is the gang from ‘Scooby Doo,’ you know?” —Jimmy Kimmel

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