the three most important words in real estate (drive-thru marijuana dispensary)

The California home used for exterior shots on "The Brady Bunch" is up for sale, and you know the three most important words in real estate: “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.” --Seth Meyers

A California town recently opened a drive-thru marijuana dispensary, or as they're more commonly known, a Taco Bell. --Seth Meyers

 http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

JOKES: All in favor of disbanding the House Ethics Committee (the Cindy Brady of South Carolina)

"It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy." --Jay Leno

"You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn't tell if he was running for president or bartender." --Jay Leno

"On the heels of the Florida results, both parties have lost a mainstream candidate. First up, South Carolina's favorite son, well, I guess in the primary there second favorite son. Obama won South Carolina and then there was their favorite daughter Hillary. I guess what I'm saying is, John Edwards turns out to be the Cindy Brady of South Carolina." --Jon Stewart