"It
looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit
strategy." --Jay Leno
"You
see Barack
Obama at that rally
surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn't tell if he was running for
president or bartender." --Jay Leno
"On
the heels of the Florida results, both parties have lost a mainstream candidate.
First up, South Carolina's favorite son, well, I guess in the primary there
second favorite son. Obama won South Carolina and then there was their favorite
daughter Hillary. I guess what I'm saying is, John Edwards turns out to be the
Cindy Brady of South Carolina." --Jon Stewart
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