We live in a world of infinite prossibility (we’re pretty sure what we have is meats/something important)

“The Department of Energy’s report that Covid-19 originated in a Chinese lab leak, but they say it’s a conclusion they reached with ‘low confidence’. It’s not reassuring. It’s like if Arby’s changed their slogan to ‘we’re pretty sure what we have is meats’.” —Stephen Colbert

“The FBI had previously concluded something similar with ‘moderate’ confidence, without releasing any evidence. Earlier this week, director Christopher Wray stated: ‘The FBI has for quite some time now assessed that the origins of the pandemic are most likely a potential lab incident in Wuhan.’ Most likely … potential. That is darn close to hypothetically nearly conceivably imaginable maybe. Somewhere between possible and probable, so it’s definitely prossible. We live in a world of infinite prossibility.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”