I mean, I saw more white powder in Cocaine Bear (everyone is remaining calm by repeating this mantra)

February 2023

“Well, guys, the big news here in New York City is, we finally got our first real snowfall of the year. The city got hit hard with 1.8 inches of snow. 1.8 inches. Is that really a big deal? I mean, I saw more white powder in Cocaine Bear.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis released his autobiography, ‘The Courage to be Free’. The book is already a number-1 bestseller, especially in Florida, where it's literally the only book on the shelf.” —Jimmy Fallon

“These are pretty tense times for Fox News, although everyone is remaining calm by repeating this mantra. ‘At least we're not CNN. At least we're not CNN. At least we're not CNN.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Following a report from the Energy Department that said COVID might have come from a Chinese lab leak, The White House announced that there is no government consensus on how the virus started. It's never good when the government's report on a pandemic is just the shrug emoji.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”