“The burgeoning rivalry between Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis is heating up, after reports emerged of Trump’s new nickname for the Florida governor: ‘Meatball Ron.’ Personally, I think is the best option so far. I mean, why keep digging when you strike gold? I can’t believe I’m saying this to Donald Trump of all people, but don’t overthink it.” —Seth Meyers
“Trump is reportedly still trying out other nicknames, such as ‘Ron DisHonest’, ‘Ron DeEstablishment’ and ‘Tiny D’. I think we have our fucking winner: Tiny D. I bet when Trump finally comes up with a right nickname for someone, white smoke comes out of the Mar-a-Lago chimney like when they elect a new pope.” —Seth Meyers
“DeSantis notably skipped last week’s Conservative Political Action Conference, also known as CPAC, during which Trump attempted to gin up support for his 2024 presidential run. Among the efforts was a speech by his eldest son, Donald Trump Jr, to a half-empty room. That looks less like an audience and more like the tour group at a spoon museum on a Tuesday morning. I’ve seen middle school dance recitals with a bigger audience. He looks like he’s doing an off-Broadway one-man show called The Real Cocaine Bear.” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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