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Wednesday, October 26, 2022

GOP launches new legislative effort to control women's pancreases (It’s his version of phone sex)


October 2022

“The Trump tapes have been released by journalist Bob Woodward. Over the course of his presidency, Trump called Woodward repeatedly at unexpected hours to talk because there’s nothing he likes doing more than talking about himself. It’s his version of phone sex.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Why are you agreeing to do 20 interviews on tape with the guy who took down Richard Nixon with tapes? The emperor has no brain.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Adidas has ended its partnership with Kanye West, which was terrible news for people who love shoes that look like severed alien feet.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“As the backlash against West grows – he’s been dropped by his agent, Vogue, Balenciaga, Adidas, and a studio has shelved a completed documentary about him – West seems to be doubling down by purchasing the rightwing social media app Parler. I’m interested to see how this will pan out for Parler – I mean, you really don’t want Kanye West to acquire you. It’s sort of like when Godzilla acquires Tokyo. And the truth is, the right wing has a lot of different sites to post on besides Parler already. There’s Truth Social, there’s Gab, there’s Get Her, there’s hater, there’s liar, there’s active shooter, sore loser – there’s never been more places to go to complain you’re being silenced.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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