Especially if you live in one of those really small towns where the local mayor is a dog (Am I in a rerun right now?)

October 2022

“Dr. Oz has had his problems running for Senate in Pennsylvania. For one thing, he lives in New Jersey. Also, he came out suuuuper anti-choice in the primary and when asked about his stance on abortion in a debate this week, he accidentally said what he meant. As in, Oz said decisions about a woman’s body should be between ‘women, doctors and local political leaders’. No one should have to discuss healthcare with their local political leaders. Especially if you live in one of those really small towns where the local mayor is a dog.” —Stephen Colbert

“Asked about his continued support for Donald Trump amid numerous legal investigations, Oz said, ‘I haven’t followed them very carefully – I’ve been campaigning pretty aggressively – they’ll work themselves out.’ They’ll work themselves out? He’s a president being accused of treason, not a cat who swallowed some tinsel.” —Stephen Colbert

“There is yet another scandal for Herschel Walker in Georgia as another woman claimed he paid for her abortion while they were having an affair. Wait a second … didn’t we do this story already? Am I in a rerun right now?” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”