“We are celebrating the first new Rihanna music in six long years. The singer and fashion mogul will release a new single, Lift Me Up, for the upcoming film Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. You understand how big this is? Rihanna plus Black Panther, what?! I haven’t experienced this much Black joy since that time Obama featured on that Cardi B track. It was just like, ‘Wap, wap, wap, I’ll tell you what makes my pussy wet: voting! Everybody vote!’” —Trevor Noah
“We are also looking at the beginning of Elon Musk’s tenure as owner of Twitter. To celebrate the occasion, Musk tweeted a video of him walking into Twitter HQ holding a sink with the caption ‘let this sink in’. What I want to know is where did he get that sink? Is it just the one he ripped out of the wall when the judge told him he had to buy Twitter? If anything, Elon is the right billionaire to make this joke. Because if Jeff Bezos walked into Amazon with a sink, his employees would be like ‘oh wow, we’re finally getting a restroom?’” —Trevor Noah
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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