Bobbing for apples or as Dick Cheney calls it, apple boarding. (I guess she apparently could see the cash from her house)

"We were never able to get President Bush on the show when he was president. President Bush was always too busy not working so he couldn't come through here.'" --David Letterman

"It's Fall. Unless you're Mitt Romney, and then it's freefall." –David Letterman

"The Chinese paid Sarah Palin $300,000 for the speech, the Chinese, $300,000 for the speech. I guess she apparently could see the cash from her house." --David Letterman

"Do people still bob for apples? Anybody bob for apples for God's sakes? Bobbing for apples or as Dick Cheney calls it, apple boarding." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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