“Kanye West will be banned from the Ed Sullivan theater following his antisemitic comments. On Wednesday, the disgraced rapper, who was dropped from his lucrative deal with Adidas, was removed from the Skechers headquarters in Los Angeles after an unannounced visit. In five years, the idea of unannounced visit from Kanye has gone from ‘amazing!’ to ‘sir, you need to leave this Skechers.’ Unlike with Adidas, West never had a business deal with Skechers – apparently Kanye is so desperate, he’s just driving around searching Google Maps for ‘shoes near me.’ At this point, he’s going to have to set his sights lower and become the celebrity spokesman for ‘slippers that come with the robe.’” —Stephen Colbert
“Looking ahead to the upcoming midterm elections, for which Joe Biden is doing everything he can to push his party over the top. Now, he’s reaching out to your average Joe six-cylinder by playing up his car-guy persona, hoping his gearhead reputation will appeal to the Republican base. Yes, with the fate of our nation at stake, the Democrats have a plan: Republicans. Biden even went on Jay Leno’s Garage, where the two men drove a 1978 F-100 pickup converted to all-electric which Biden described as ‘quiet as hell’. They might want to add some sound, actually, because you know what sounds dangerous? A completely silent 44-year-old truck driven by a grandpa who hasn’t been behind the wheel in two years.” —Stephen Colbert
“President Biden also drove his 1967 corvette at 118mph for a drag race with the son of the late secretary of state Colin Powell. Any faster and he would’ve driven back to 1955 and made out with Marty McFly’s mom, which I’m pretty sure he did in 1955.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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