Because dollars are the only thing that Walker is willing to raise (it is also the nickname of a very popular lady in my neighborhood)

October 2022

Georgia’s senate candidate Herschel Walker denied reports that he paid for a girlfriend’s abortion saying, ‘I send money to a lot of people,’ before adding you know, for abortions. —Michael Che

After the news broke that Walker paid for his ex-girlfriends abortion, he raised more than $500,000. Because dollars are the only thing that Walker is willing to raise. —Michael Che

Kanye West appeared on Tucker Carlson’s show to defend wearing a White Lives Matter shirt, claiming he wore the shirt because he was using ‘a gut instinct.’ But what he’s definitely not using are the meds prescribed to him. —Michael Che

The CIA is marking its 75th anniversary by launching a podcast, and because it’s the CIA, they’re launching it directly into an Afghani wedding. —Michael Che

One of the most popular new video games is Trombone Champ, which is a Guitar Hero style game for the trombone. Trombone Champ is also the nickname of a very popular lady in my neighborhood. —Michael Che

Doctors are concerned about a new recommendation urging them to council women, between the ages of 40 and 60, to consider losing weight. Also opposed to middle-aged women losing weight. Black guys. —Michael Che

Wednesday was national Coffee with a Cop Day, and something tells me that cops like their coffee black with a couple of shots in it. —Michael Che

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