Hurricane Ian hit Florida this week, and governor Ron DeSantis called it a 500 year flooding event. In fact, it’s such a historic tragedy that DeSantis won’t let them teach about it in public schools. —Michael Che
The Electoral Count Reform Act was approved by all members of a senate committee except for Ted Cruz. Coincidentally, everyone except for Ted Cruz is also who Jesus loves. —Michael Che
While performing in Washington, Pop Star Lizzo played a crystal flute on stage that once was owned by James Madison. Huh, so we have had a gay president. —Michael Che
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